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Apparently I'm trying to be banned from all the internets. #GetKickedOffTwitter

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I don't really care that much about hashtag games. I just thought it would be something to tweet about that I've never seen tweeted.

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I hate myself more than you ever could know. Thanks for trying.

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I win some, I lose some.

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@SynnaSlater No, no I'm not. #love

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Am I doing this wrong?

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I felt your magic. It can't harm me. All I am is the truth. You can't break me.

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@BellDavidC 3 and a quarter

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I really don't give two squirrel shits anymore.

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The truth hurts sometimes.

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Ever meet a fuckwit named Jeff online and just immediately hate his guts but keep constantly sucking up to his bullshit? Me either.

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At least 1000 of you hates him. I can feel it. You never say anything!

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I think I'm just gonna randomly come down hard on ol' J to the D all day long

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Worrying about typos is for assholes named Jeff.

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What? Did I say something uncouth?

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I'm an insane person #DescribeTwitterIn4Words

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Batteries are stupid.

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@BellDavidC Yep

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Who cares.

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@TheRealMattL I don't know what that means but it's still funny

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Facebook is for faggots #DescribeTwitterIn4Words