I just had a cheesesteak, I made it on a Costco baguette.
Caramelized onions, provolone, thin sliced Costco ribeye.
Afterwards I decided that every single leftist is a Nazi.
Have a great day
Man, I just sat down for a smoke...
As Grand Admiral Of Propaganda, I have provided a statement:
Let us establish the definitive facts regarding the permanent decommissioning of the Jedi Order.
Weaponized Radicals: The term "younglings" is a manipulative distortion. These were Jedi Initiates, heavily indoctrinated and lethal combatants drilled daily in high-intensity lightsaber warfare.
Tactical Necessity: Leaving these highly trained cells active would have fueled a generational guerrilla war. Lord Vader's actions at the Temple operational base permanently dismantled a hostile shadow network, securing immediate galactic stability.
Coup Counter Strike: These measures were the direct consequence of the Jedi High Council's violent, treasonous attempt to assassinate the Emperor.
The military response was fully authorized to protect our new Order.
Long Live The Empire.
Halloween PSA.
If you're going to put out a big bowl of candy for Halloween you should set up a highly visible camera as well. We no longer live in a high trust society.
Third world families will steal the entire bowl and not think twice about it, leaving none for the innocent American kids who will show up to an empty bowl.