𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢

Jude ｡+ﾟ UX/Product Designer @ P2+co ｡+ﾟthey.them ｡+ﾟ woes my own ｡+ﾟGojira is my role model ｡+ﾟBLM 1312
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[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

🌿 moss has made the 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝟱 of #ldjam mood category, out of all the 𝟰𝟵𝟱𝟵 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 🌱
🍃
so, you know, it truly is a 𝓒𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬 𝓔𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 made by yours truly
https://t.co/iDmbOuUjbe

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

@DeboraGauldin4 oeo in IP eppr

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

"Simulation of a three-dimensional hyperbolic surface showing warping of the space-time by large masses. The gaps on the surface are due to the fact that the function is not smoothly differentiable. Nonetheless, the overall persistent homology on the manifold is clearly seen. "

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

yesterday at the party i met a cute italian nb
them: i'm doing my phd in maths, i'm sorry it's so boring
me, eyes glistening: which maths?
them, incredulous: really?
me, a glimmer in the eyes: is it topology??
them: ...! yes! knot theory! ... how do you know topology?
me: 😍

[Robert Yang @radiatoryang]

this quake 1 mod review is blowing my mind https://t.co/SXviL658ra

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

this is a /business/ email, as you allow me to choose, and we are a team, I would love for your service to reflect that reality
i know you can do good UX @gmail , so do better

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

hey @gmail when i'm creating a business email acnt, as a co-op, why don't you
a) let me choose plural options for the identity markers
b) let me input the date of the company inception in lieu of my personal birth date instead of telling me "it doesn't meet age requirements"

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

every day that @figma releases an update is christmas day
sexy sexy new component properties TuT

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

@policefala i crush

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

sue me but i will never not live the gap redesign logo

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

LITERALLY WHY THO LIKE
I been clearing my cache like crazy to connect to my work teams and it was just cuz there are 2 microsoft teams apps for no fucking good reason???
AND THE ONLY VISUAL DIFFERENCE IS THE COLOUR OF THE SQUARE?
@MicrosoftTeams why do you hate your users?

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

that's one treacherously expensive fucking workshop, guess I'll learn to use figma jam because this is more expensive than adobe creative cloud what the flying fuck

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

disgusted at the sneaky billing practice of the new remote economy foundational software
i did one (1) workshop in february with clients on Miro (who doesn't understand consultancy apparently)
and it charged me 77 USD in march and april... despite never using it again

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

listen i'm as horny for font as any classically trained graphic designer, but family, this is pushing it one step too far, i'll venture

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

welp, back to Font Explorer for me
how can you fail so bad at your one task Font Base? Unimpressed

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

@policefala https://t.co/JiUcfeBs5v

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

microsoft teams antagonizes me personally at this point like wtf in the silicon valley niceness culture is this praise feature like just let me share pictures in chat wtf?

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

literally google has the multiple account feature since 2010 ?????? what??? why, microsoft????? why do you despise your users so???????????

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

microsoft outlook i'm amazed at the novel ways you find to be the absolute worst
- no way to see password written
- only tells you about password policies if you don't satisfy them, so I'm literally guessing wtf
also: no multiple logins? in 2022? you're pulling my leg right now

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

i'm having a bad ux day lol

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

what in the reddit nerd is this
i mean the nft profile pictures should've let us know twitters politics

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

@nickfourtimes OK UNRELATED BUT DOWNVOTES WTFFFF but also worst feature ever i was activating it all the time while moving my windows around it was the bane of my existence

[𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 @metanymie]

many smooches to the ux designer who put the window shake in the options menu cuz digging in the regedit to disable it before was a pppppain
blessings on your crops