Porkchop

avid indoorsman, attorney-at-or-around-law - omnia peiora fiunt tempore procedente

[Porkchop @metarzan17]

who says no?

[Ibikunle Yusuf Oyekunle @theycalmeyusuf]

The worst thing about being an adult is figuring out what to eat. Every day. Multiple times per day. Forever. Plants really have it made

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

my poo waiting to be flushed while I watch 45 minutes of Instagram reels

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I memorized every temporary code I ever received. Don't believe it? 843321.

[cow @cowincrisis]

met a horse today. fast for no reason. calm down.

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

Just chewing up and swallowing the watermelon seeds, I do not care about anything

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

Diane Keaton was always dressing like this

[Porkchop @metarzan17]

@nbcsandiego

[Brooke Dukellis @BrookeDukellis]

this is the three-in-one shampoo of men’s footwear.

[Porkchop @metarzan17]

@Avyansx @grok

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.

[Porkchop @metarzan17]

@the_blind_thing tremendous range!

[uh oh! a tweet by jasper @jasperdavidoff]

kind of crazy that hippocrates had to make all the doctors swear to do no harm. like what were they doing before then? harm?

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Said good morning to my coworker at 6 AM and he told me to calm down

[Porkchop @metarzan17]

@depressionlesss this is real life disney

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Unfortunately, this is the summer everyone learns how to spell diarrhea.

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Thanks, Google Maps, for safeguarding the cow’s privacy.

[cow @cowincrisis]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS LEATHER MADE OUT OF???????

[Porkchop @metarzan17]

@cowincrisis moo?