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Not real, just a Chanel no.5 induced fever dream.

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@optimalinsider @glistenandweep Oh -please.- I already told her privately. You’re like the 8th person to hear it.

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@brckendesign I wouldn’t put it to high on the list.

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@optimalinsider You would know.

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Why in God’s name is -he- commenting on my relationship with Nate?

Jealous much, Bass?

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@optimalinsider Go fuck yourself.

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@brckendesign In that case I would appreciate it if you’d own up to the mistake of wearing -that- in public.

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@optimalinsider You know what else is good for the soul? A little retail therapy. And no, Humphrey— I don’t mean wholesale.

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@optimalinsider Laugh it up, Humphrey. I’ll be sure to add a great picture of you and Cedric to the yearbook.

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@imcharlierhodes Well. If we end up needing -your- help, I’ll be sure to get in touch. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a reservation.

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@imcharlierhodes Other than the fact that he doesn’t let me know where he’s going, nothing. Not that it’s any of your business.

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@brckendesign Yes, Jenny. You better get back to sorting those buttons.

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@brckendesign Ruin a perfectly good day with your god-awful makeup.

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Where the hell is Chuck? Dan is useless at giving out information.

-Someone- better tell me where Nate is.

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@optimalinsider How perfect. We can sit together in history and you can tell me -all- about where Nate is. (Pushing past him so she may lead.) Ladies first, of course.

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(Reaching from out of no where to grab hold of the weathering leather strap of @optimalinsider’s satchel, she pulls him aside.) Dan Humphrey. Hm. Just the person I’ve been looking for.

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Someone be a dear and throw another burlesque night.

I need an excuse to wear more lace and shorter hemlines.

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@optimalinsider (Smiling so wide it hurts.) Preferably, for you to transfer. But since that’s not happening… Nate, where is he? (Crossing her arms as a sign of impatience.) I know he told you where he and Chuck were heading, I assume he simply forget to convey that information to me as well.

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@optimalinsider @glistenandweep Gosh, do you have fog in your brain again, Humphrey?

Serena is leaving for her summer holidays soon. How are we dividing her time till then?

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@glistenandweep, @optimalinsider — I believe the three of us have some -unfinished- business to discuss. What’s taking so long? Ugh.