arturo

[serial experiments deng @lainxiaoping]

She was lowk based for this like yes let’s examine our aversion to the fact meat is dead animals

[Pop Feed @wildfreakouts]

Man finds an unusual spot to sit while waiting at the airport.

[Ghost Town 👻 @GhostTownYZY]

😭😭

[ً @skburnin]

bitch i’m back out my coma

[️ @222chico]

Everything is priced in

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

They should just make a car that go. I don’t need seat warmers. I don’t need a fancy stereo. I certainly don’t need the tube they make you breathe into just to start the damn fucking thing

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[HEMORRHOIDICLES @SPEEK_UP_LIBROL]

MOST MEXICAN FOOD IS TOO SPICY BUT I LUV ME SUM TORTAS

AN BY TORTAS I MEAN EXTRA THICK BEANER BROADS

AN BY LUV I MEAN I WOULD LAY PIPE WITH THEM IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

[kendall @superiorsantina]

if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you

[Fat Lard 🤍 @_valories_]

How it feels being fat during Halloween

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Buckaroo-Chu ♥ @Buckaroo_Skiddo]

The stuff you see in your friends house they bought with settlement money from the Boyscouts.

[julia @juumelo_]

seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head

[سيم شاو @symchauu]

i was taking a shower and looked down at my little ass dick i didn’t even cry this time i just sighed

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle

[Today @inkredableXR]

@SomaKazima2 take a bit of that & it breaks your jaw

[em @emilyagain]

I tried booking a room in Miami and they have an $600 incidental deposit. I called to get more info on why it's so high, and the receptionist said "people get BBL next door and spill blood and guts all over our rooms, we need protection". Florida should be its own separate planet