methylene blue cain

professional girl

[𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙝 @Alice3DS]

I just broke up with my boyfriend after making him get a vasectomy.
#bloodlinedemon

[jesse @crazyshovellady]

tonight we lettin the feline talk

[💜🌔❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

Instant Twitter Hall of Fame inductee, this is about to get posted like the pancakes/waffles screenshot

[Oliver @oliveroutbursts]

love it when a feminine gay man is super strong and buff like okay fruit punch i see you

[drew @boyoccultist]

new lgbt discourse topic ideas
- are trans men allowed to be sides?
- is it ethical for a gay man to twerk on a stud?
- do he/him lesbians experience misandry?
- can white gay people move to atlanta?

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[mila @icuyell]

my bisexual fujo friend is trying to peer-pressure her straight bf into turning bi bc she has a cuck fetish what can u as a witness do in this situation

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Someone asked for this months ago

[summer @transgendererer]

employment is wire mother, grad school is cloth mother. how did i not realize this before

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

OHHHH BUT WHEN *I* SAY IT IM THE CRAZY ONE, HUH

I LITERALLY SAID THAT IF YOU WANT INTERNET FREEDOM FOR SPEECH, YOU NEED TO DEFEND PORN

NOW LOOK

[yonepatchi✨ 🔜 Worlds 🌏 @Yonepatchi]

my whole team just got one shot by Mega Staraptor @ZohranKMamdani DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daneeko @daneeko_]

@GRUGCEL

[໊ @paldeans]

beautifly mogging

[bloom @poison2bloom]

Addison rae makes music for gays who call their asshole a pussy

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

Your students can't read? Neither can I!

[ana @shivlestat]

all this christian propaganda in the finale… #nooticing #euphoria

[SplattedJoy 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇱💃🏼✨️ @JoyHomfeld]

Honestly playing Pokemon without the starter is more fun

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Hey during my pap the doctor said “some women experience spotting after this but I can already tell you won’t, you’ll be fine” ??? She calling my pussy a big ol tough street cat???