Jamison Moore

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I used to do one thing, now I do another. Mastodon: @[email protected]

No blue check here

[Jamison Moore @metrazol]

Ahh, this new automation will definitely not end in tears.

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Oddly, not so bad.

[Metro Transit Police @MetroTransitPD]

We are on the scene of a crash at 7th and Q Streets NW in DC where a bus was struck by a vehicle, causing it to crash into a building. Three people sustained minor injuries, including the bus operator. @DCPoliceDept and @dcfireems are leading the investigation.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

As an American this is the only high-speed rail I support

[Jamison Moore @metrazol]

@BarredinDC We stayed at a different Iberostar a couple years ago. I was similarly skeptical, but boy howdy was I wrong. Unlimited tacos. Lounging by the pool. Amazing experience.

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@tomsherwood My dad shot a promo video for the new batch of F-18s. E block or something. He's in the back seat of a trainer and had a bit of miscommunication when asked how much fuel he wanted. He pointed at the pilot, "Ask him!".

A pointed finger is 6, so 6,000lbs.

The bill was $28,000.

[Jamison Moore @metrazol]

@flightradar24 So you're saying he's taking... a Jet2 Holiday?

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@maustermuhle This is a mile from my house and makes traffic violence feel very, very real.

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@TheStalwart Was it this guy?

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@fritzhahn I'll keep an eye out. Cornell alums are kinda... a lot, so they'll have a watch party. They were at Penn Social today and gosh didn't they let everyone know it...

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@BarredinDC I mean, that's an approach...

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@kgreifeld The market adjusting:

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I don't usually find the Soarin Over California scary but they sat me on the very edge of a middle bench and so I turned my head and looked back into the machine. It's scary when you look into the machine

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@BarredinDC <computer makes angry noise>

"The algorithm says I have to give you $2.36 and suggest you have your timing checked."

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@who_shot_jgr A few people have done that in history and in general, not a great time. I think the most recent one lost a bet about a football game? @NKingofDC wrote about it.

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@samoyed_online QWOP?

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@BeltwayGreg @maustermuhle @DCAttorneyGen @GovWesMoore @OAGMaryland I mean, for Maryland drivers, on average, sure?

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@DCAttorneyGen What took so long? Everybody knew this was a sham from the day the contract was signed.

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@BarredinDC How many miniature ponies can I stable in a 1BR?

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@cuneytdil Wow, what a shock.

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@HopeSeck "If you don't have to go there, don't."

Words to live by.

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@RebeccaLWelch He brought cookies to a college meet and greet. The man is a goddamn delight!