the mets kill me

im dead

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Here's my thread of mets opening day starters who have done what has been expected of them and not been injured

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@PoorlyAgedStuff

[Steven Cohen @StevenACohen2]

How about a little positive energy for this weekend ? I’m feeling the offense is going to get it going

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It’s appropriate we play the Marlins on Father’s Day

[New York Mets @Mets]

Our 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ schedule is highlighted by some big home games. 👀

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You can't make this up

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Pencils down

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@fckeveryword uncalled for

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@MLB @JoseIglesias_SS best shortstop in LA

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The worst part of all this is that the Nats are gonna be good in a few years

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Today summed up

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@JeffPassan IMPOSSIBLE

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@martinonyc But a deal between the Mets and Yankees remains unlikely

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@Mets Nice job, you earned it!

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@jake88629921 @champs808613 @nightengalejr ok cracker

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Dom Smith for MVP

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@fckeveryword Post made by @GMBVW

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New York is the cleanest city in the country...because it just got SWEPT!!!!!

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@MLB @Benjamin_Moore @Dodgers @Yankees @Athletics @Twins @Cubs Yankees and Twins shouldn’t be on here, Rockies and Braves should

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things i would not comprehend if i told myself from last year:

1. the marlins started the season 7-1
2. we're 2 weeks into the season and yes, they've only played 8 games
3. it's august

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ok i'm a marlins fan now

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if the marlins win this game i become a marlins fan

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literally any time gary has said something good about a player on another team they do something to hurt the mets