metulface

crossword enthusiast. actual factory worker. miller high life enjoyer.

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@4Muh_Ninjas @TheOmniLiberal greetings from texas oblast

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@TheOmniLiberal you forgot to do the gambling hotline part

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@TheOmniLiberal casting the jstickle warding spell

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@workerxParty @Leigha_Sapienti Bet 5 bucks?

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@adammocklerr His mistake was marrying an actual Christian woman and not one who will play the game

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@jstlk_ destiny can be e-israel if you'll be i-ran

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@SarahLongwell25 they disenfranchised their vote across the south, lupita should be able to be Helen of troy, as a little treat.

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@dancantstream Turn on subtitles I'm at work

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@SarahLongwell25 God I love this lady.

Don't forget complete immunity from any of his actions!

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@highprogressive Light beer has always been liberal coded (gay)

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@WhickTv I get off at 615, should be getting right into it

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@GolfDigest "don't even bother lining up, you're probably going to fuck it all up anyway"

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@terminallyOL The first thing that popped in my head was Celeste but then I remembered 99% of it was extreme jumping

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@colincowherd I'm torn between the fact that auburn shouldn't have let him go but that we probably would've ruined his development

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@notsoErudite Jesus Christ this poor guy

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@MauLer93 long

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@BriannaWu Porn brain

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@TheOmniLiberal we do a little sexism

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@TheOmniLiberal Actually very flattering portrayal of Mike

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@elonmusk Were you just hoping nobody read the article? They're obviously not lying