mev

its 2026 now

[mev @mevvern]

i wont stop yapping

[mev @mevvern]

abangmaidf jioaijotg 😁😁😁

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

I am blue for a amazing reason god bless you azurik

[itemLabel @itemLabel]

Our device is responsible for this.

[U @underscoresplus]

U need to BRING the deodorant TO the show in a LITTLE BAG

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Maybe I just shouldn’t drive

[mev @mevvern]

caroline 2 (deluxe)

[mev @mevvern]

listening to caroline 2

[mev @mevvern]

@shellsist i get you

[chaser eraser @trainsmcgender]

This but unironically

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

White people straight up do not know what cleanliness is. Only ethnic people understand washing your hands, keeping food free of dog saliva, and the like. That is why these important sanitary procedures are called ethnic cleansing.

[mev @mevvern]

The Carp is Back

[mev @mevvern]

should i do another ammonium nitrate roleplay

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

[mev @mevvern]

@shellsist There are those among us who are like AI -- unthinking, unfeeling, robotic, in part; they must be held responsible for setting on our shoulders the burden of proving their creation is natural product of their mind

[Mellifex @mellifexfarm]

anyone want this

[Josh the Vamponk! 🦇 🔜 Mare Fair 2026 @JoshThePinkGump]

me after the lobotomy 😂😂😂

[Kami Peppers @DatKami]

that fridge guy laughs at a trick-or-treater

[mev @mevvern]

twitter is so fucking full of buttons that only work the second time you press them, why is that a thing in modern app/web design it drives me so fucking mad. make your goddamn buttons work the first time that's the bare minimum

[Mellifex @mellifexfarm]

drinking from a bottle cap with a pebble in it so i dont drown