Whitney Hanssen

i take being a fake Mexican VERY seriously.

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@nsato311 thank you thank you!! #gospursgo #fiverings

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@andycarl11 i am alive. And well. Thanks for asking. Maybe if you actually called me or hung out with me or reached out to the less actives

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@jherzog7 what is live tweeting?!

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

I guess the state of Utah won't recognize my marriage either. My wife and I have been having the same sex for years.

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

Actually...please don't show me how big your "brave" is.

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@CaseySato3 @SubaDo_ ohhh did he tell you we were going to te game? Bc he told me he just got paid so we are shopping instead! $$$

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@andycarl11 tell me you are here!

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

Today I wear two prison tears bc I believe we will kill the Utes by 2 touchdowns. That, or I plan on… http://t.co/0OoQ1djH0P

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@mbsato02 @nsato311 @CaseySato3 well the pay off was finally meeting the parents!

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@SubaDo_ I've never felt more welcomed surrounded by so much salsa! :)

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

Met my favorite Sato tonight! @SubaDo_ #worthatweet

[Whitney Hanssen @mexicanish]

@andycarl11 glad i could prove my ward attendance in person today! #greattiming

[Drunk Girl Problems @toodrunklol]

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci'd and dragged in.

[Shauna Green @TheShavs]

"I want to be more hip hop! That's one of my resolutions!" - @nursejesss

[Sophia Rivka Rossi @sofifii]

I think it's really beautiful how vulnerable these people are on Catfish.. that's all

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

It's raining now. I don't want to throw my neighbor under the bus but yesterday he said he hoped it would.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

tell me your name & age & hometown & link me to your facebook profile & twitter & instagram - and I'll tell you who you are (more or less)

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I'm sorry @mindykaling I was being true to the joke structure and not to you, you're the best and only a little dramatic

[Drunk Girl Problems @toodrunklol]

You know, Honey, normally my motto is "Drugs not hugs", but today I feel different.

[Nate Sato @nsato311]

All the cute girls who's numbers I didn't get tonight don't know they're going to miss out on watching the NBA beat up on the Jazz this year