people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me”
people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”
You don’t know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or a child molester but what you will know is that he needed $10 to buy a medium size pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you could have a kid
Now check that!