TheDerpState

Keeping track of The Derp State and the monumental destruction they are bringing to this once beautiful Republic.
🇺🇸 We can have it all back if you want it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@america The actual number of non-citizens voting is much higher. This is just what they’ve found so far. Tip of the iceberg.

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

That thing that never happens happened another 6600 times.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WILD

Ray County, Missouri Prosecutor Camille Johnston was REMOVED from her position for allegedly sleeping with an illegal alien who was being prosecuted for sexual assault in her district

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

WE WANT GREG BOVINO BACK!!

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Olive Garden supports the SAVE Act.

If people can get a valid photo ID for never ending pasta, they can get one to vote.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

1. China-hawk president

2. China creates a virus

3. Virus used to justify wrecking the economy and expanding mail-in voting

4. Steal the election to bounce the China-hawk and install a man you completely own with blackmail material

It’s like something out of a movie.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I'm so fucking sick of the GOP.

"We can't do anything."

Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

You have the House. The Senate. The White House. A Supreme Court majority.

The most unified government you've had in years, and you're telling me you CAN'T DO ANYTHING?????

You have RECONCILIATION.

You know, the filibuster-proof tool Democrats used to ram through trillions in spending with FIFTY votes?

It's sitting right there.

Do you morons understand what happens if Democrats take the midterms?

It's over.

Not "tough." Not "a setback."

FUCKING OVER.

Every DOGE cut? Gone. Did you forget you still need to CODIFY THOSE into law?!

Executive orders? Erased.
Regulation cuts? Reversed.
Border policy? Deleted.

Years of work, torched in one election cycle, because you kept saying "we'll get to it" like we gave a DAMN that you "tried".

Guess what happens when Democrats win, dumbasses?

They start passing bills.

They actually DO everything you won't do, for God knows what reason.

You're telling me if they win, they won't NUKE the filibuster ON DAY ONE?!

They've SAID it out loud, repeatedly, on camera!!!!!

Transgender plays in Uganda? Back.
Elmo in Afghanistan? Back.
NPR/PBS funding? Probably DOUBLED out of spite.
ICE? Defunded.
DC and Puerto Rico statehood? Yep.
Court packing? THEY SAID SO THIS WEEK!!!!!

Every single "crazy" thing you swore would never happen becomes a floor vote the second they hold the gavel.

Because THEY actually use power when they have it.

That's the difference between you and them, and it's fucking humiliating.

Meanwhile YOU can't even pass the SAVE Act.

Requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is an 80/20 issue.

The easiest layup in American politics... and GOD FORBID YOU CHANGE SOME ARCHAIC SENATE RULES TO GET IT DONE because you'd rather have the ISSUE than the LAW.

You won't defund the fucking TALIBAN.

We're still watching taxpayer money leak into Afghanistan and your response is a strongly worded letter and a subcommittee hearing nobody watches.

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?????

Don't tell me there's no time.

The House is scheduled for barely over 100 legislative days this year.

You work a THIRD of the year.

Teachers work more days than you.

AND SOMEHOW you STILL ARE FINDING ROOM FOR EVEN MORE VACATIONS!!!!!!!

GOD FORBID you actually put in some effort.

But no. Instead you give us tweets.

Fox News hits.
Cringe-ass TikToks.
Podcast appearances.

NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT.

Not one of us. Zero.

You're not influencers. You're lawmakers.

So make some fucking laws.

That's the job It's all we've EVER asked you to do.

Trump won't be on the ballot next time to drag YOUR SORRY ASSES ACROSS THAT FINISH LINE.

You really think you can come home, look us in the eye, and recycle the same excuses?

After THIS?

No. Not this time.

The stakes are way too high and our patience is gone.

Completely gone.

Stop telling us what you'd do "if only you had the power."

YOU HAVE THE POWER. RIGHT NOW. TODAY.

If you're too cowardly to use it, then stop fucking asking us for more of it.

...and don't act all shocked when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to save you from yourselves.

[Rich Baris THE PEOPLE'S PUNDIT @Peoples_Pundit]

About 60% of Republicans under 65 years old dislike Israel, including about half who dislike them passionately.

The "never-ending wars in the name of Judeo-Christian values" grift is over.

You took their Trump Redo Presidency from them.

Voters will NEVER forgive you, idiots.

[Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 @alexbruesewitz]

Lmao all because I called out foreign influence campaigns on social media 🤦🏻‍♂️

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

MIKE DAVIS: If Anyone Gets In The Way Of American Sovereignty, Whether That's Markwayne Mullin Or Justice Amy Coney Barrett, I'm Going To Light Their Asses Up https://t.co/S3xwT33fGY

[TheDerpState @mextex360]

BRING BACK BOVINO!!!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump DOUBLES DOWN on his support for ICE, telling them to RESUME traffic stops

“We CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.'s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal's hands.

The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won't happen on my watch.”

“I.C.E., be judicious, fair and smart, and go back and do your very important job.”

[TheDerpState @mextex360]

BRING BACK BOVINO!!!!

[Leo Cunningham @TheLoyalNine65]

Just remember a GOP Senate bullied @POTUS into removing @EnvoyNoem and @GregoryKBovino over optics nothing else. Then installed their handpicked candidate @SecMullinDHS who is not even close to being up to the job. They all get lobbied by industries that use illegal labor.

[Leo Cunningham @TheLoyalNine65]

Just remember a GOP Senate bullied @POTUS into removing @EnvoyNoem and @GregoryKBovino over optics nothing else. Then installed their handpicked candidate @SecMullinDHS who is not even close to being up to the job. They all get lobbied by industries that use illegal labor.

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Time for @SecMullinDHS to go.

Weak and stupid.

[TheDerpState @mextex360]

Mullen needs to be fired or resign.

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Thank you, Mr. President.

"In order to do this, we must be strong, tough, and smart, and we CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.’s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal’s hands. The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won’t happen on my watch."

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

This is unacceptable.

If we aren’t deporting the bad guys, what are we doing?

Bush III?

[Shawn Hendrix @TheShawnHendrix]

Please do not dump a bucket of concrete in the cut open pole this would make it very difficult to remove and replace

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

This is data fraud. @DHS @FBI @JDVance

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

We have hundreds and hundreds of these