Mary Rixe

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

Retweet if you love Rachel as #TheBachelorette
❤️🌹❤️🌹

[SPaMer Grant Hagen @SPaMer_grant]

MLC is unfair!
VP Shone is in there!
Standing at the concession!
Plotting his oppression!

#UMOC2017

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

Happy Birthday to our lovely bachelorette, @kaitlynbristowe!

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

Ashley S. Is going to come back next week saying she forgot her weed. #TheBachelor

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

I'm gonna miss that little black box that follows Jillian around.. #TheBachelor

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

@mariahschoof3 I missed you and Laura so much, I actually can't wait for work :)

[Michael Scott @carellquotes]

But the good thing about the American Dream is that you can just go to sleep...and try it all again the next night. #HappyIndependenceDay

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

So I realized that parades are really just an excuse to hand out candy from the back of a van to small children #godblessamerica

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

Hey you, ponytail, can I have your nuumber??.. Joke. #thebachelorette #dylan #manponytail #ew #sendhimhome!

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

Please poop on Nick's head. Please poop on Nick's head. #TheBachelorette

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

My dad randomly texted me tonight. #weirdo @JemsalemJem

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

This Teenager Just Gained 30,000 Followers On Twitter After Dumping His Cheating Girlfriend http://t.co/Zm6DkhENMq via @ryanpbroderick

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

My perspective on life has changed now that I smell like poo... #groundscrew #deerrepelant #nofriendsuntilishower

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

Wow. Could the start of that conversation with Eric Hill be any more awkward?? #TheBachelorette #datsmiledoe #heartmelting #RIPEricHill

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

2 things. Go away Craig. Marcus looks like Ryan Gosling. #attractive #TheBachelorette

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

The bachelorette 2014 #andiisbeautiful #RIPeric #dontlikecraig

[Mary Rixe @meyerme95]

Thank you Luther Prep for the best four years of my life, and for giving me some of the best friends ever. #wedidit#itisfinished.