Agent 446

Kawan-kawan tak mahu lawan

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@7reasu12e @pedoqpop Masuk hospital swasta tukar pakai glove getah tu pun ada cas.

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Alhamdulillah, rezeki akak.

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

Power juga dia punya lawyer. Bukan calang2. Agaknya tu yg dia mudah dpt penangguhan hukuman

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@Cool_Wannabe82 @DBKL2u Maruah negara dipijak2 mcm negara kita ni tiada undang2.

[𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒚 @fairyliiliess_]

Perfect for my guest bathroom

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

Nak buat KTP pun kena sogok duit tepi mcm mana. Tu belum tarikh lahir blh letak suka2

[𝐎𝐦𝐉_𝙹eռɢɢօtȶ @OmJ_J3Nggott]

Ujung namanya sama sama sia

Bedanya:
Yang satu kartu nya dibuat Simpel Bermamfaat yang sia satunya lagi kartunya banyak - Ribet serta Mubazir

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

Sabtu raya

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

Mcm tahi. Aku tak pernah respek org mcm ni

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@alif_haidar Renovate kelas biasa ke bengkel PPKI pun dah 200k.

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@DrAFKam @Marchfoward 1) tunggu peruntukan turun
2) kenalpasti keperluan di lokasi
3) pemilihan kontraktor
4) perjalanan projek
5) serah

Mcm projek tandas 70k ambil masa juga untuk siapkan. Itu tak melibatkan penambahan tandas baharu hanya kerja penyelenggaraan

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@DrAFKam @Marchfoward Nak tambah fasiliti dlm masa setahun mmg tak sempat la.

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@g8keepur Dah la berdosa pada agama, tak bermoral pula hidup dgn masyarakat. Manusia mcm ni patut mati dgn azab.

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@faliqfahmie Dulu2 ada vege burger

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@pedoqpop dulu masa buat forest city kereta sorong pun bawak dari China

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

Lepas ni confirm masuk sekolah kena spotcheck sampai kes sejuk.

Lepas tu lupa la

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Thank you for this awareness 🥺💯

[Agent 446 @mezzuddin]

@Ashraf4riff @datukhensem Kalau pengeluaran besar mcm ni nak kena order dulu ke atau blh walk in je?