⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️

✝️ Ave Christus Rex ✝️ Pro-good, Anti-bad 🇻🇦🇺🇸 Ephesians 5:8

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“If it’s endurable, then endure it. Stop complaining.”

[Bazooka Joe ™️ @bazookajoeOG]

I love it when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load of laundry into one massive ballsack.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

And the winner is… Christ!

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@codebrewed It’s very dependent on how they feel, maybe shoes come off, maybe they don’t. It’s Tuesday so laptops aren’t scary. One day they want everything in the same bin, the next day they want everything in it’s own bin.
You, you’re getting additional screening. No rules at TSA

[UNDΘΘMΞD @Undoomed]

Amazing

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@BrAgLifeEnjoyer You got 4-11 more days of that before you level out, enjoy it while it lasts

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@MobbDee_ Is that where they sell this $6 yogurt

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@MobbDee_ Life is too short, buy the $5 yogurt, treat yourself (unless those $5 are the difference between you paying your bills or not, then wait)

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@coughdropsh I’ve seen them at Safeway, Smiths, Kroger, even some 7/11’s

Just try

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@japan_nobunaga My parents would put me on their lap and let me steer at 5mph when I was still in elementary school, the first time I practiced driving was probably at 11-12 years old, got my license at 17. There wore plenty of places around where you can drive slowly without anyone watching

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@2nd_zoeyy Something human

[Shahriq Khan @RealShahriqKhan]

You know what wrecked me when I was converting to Christianity?

Jihad is literally the gospel in reverse. Once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it.

The gospel says Christ shed His blood for YOU.
Jihad says you shed your blood for ALLAH.
Jesus lays down His life to save His enemies. Jihad calls you to take the lives of enemies in pursuit of God's favor.

Christianity says the Shepherd dies so the sheep can live. Jihad says the sheep die hoping the Shepherd accepts them.

They are mirrors. One is grace, the other is striving.

One says, "It is finished." The other says, "Do more."

Jesus never asked me to earn God's love with my blood, he proved God's love by shedding His own.

That's why the cross changed everything for me. Jesus didn't come to tell us how to die for God.

He came to die for us so we could truly live. PRAISE GOD! I AM FREE! Now, we need to make all the Muslims Christian.

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@alexSSN I love it, feels like summer, the haters stay mad, it literally can’t get better than that. 4th of July should be at least a month long

[Fluffy @FluffysGames]

On the contrary, it is entirely comprehensible.

[Pizza Pepe @PizzaPepe]

Still the greatest post of all time.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It followed me home 🦝🤣

[⚡️mf repentant sinner 🇻🇦🇺🇸⚡️ @mfCultLeader]

@MensHumor The move is to schedule it 2:00-3:00 and fuck around for the last hour, now you get a shorter work day, effectively 2 hours off at the end and no one really notices

They can’t fire you for the lunch schedule but they can watch you and fire you for something else