Larry Mandis

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

whats up nerds its larry

[Mary Landis @mflandis]

@mfIandis Well done Sohrob, well done. Congratulations on your graduation. Have fun at DePaul!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

69 followers ahah nice https://t.co/S09tmwHh2B

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

i gotta block someone

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

i gotta block someone

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

And remember, if you bring anything else your items will be fed to DAR’s security guard, Brick https://t.co/c4hDXXGn7G

[Mary Landis @mflandis]

Seniors- see you at 2:45 tomorrow in Langley Hall with your cap and gown. It's almost time!!!! @Langley2018 @mfIandis

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! Here’s a sneak peak at some of the prizes you could win at the All Night Grad Party! I’m particularly excited about that unwrapped cough drop. Yum! 😋😋

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Oh no! A rottweiler ate the DJ, prom is cancelled 😰

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! Please at be responsible at prom! We will be breathalyzing! LHS is not liable for any mono you get from a breathalyzer test. If you plan on being irresponsible, bring sanitizer!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! If we find out your leap internship is paying you, all the money will be confiscated and used to build more light poles in the parking lot.

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

We are very proud to announce that we have negotiated a contract with the TSA to have a full checkpoint at prom! Everyone gets a pat down!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! If you are caught with a JUUL you will have to wear joggers and an Ed Hardy t-shirt at graduation in front of your elderly grandmother!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! Please join Mr. Amico and I in staring at the beat up car out front. We will be staring at it between the hours of 9 and 2

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! Please make sure you’re caught up on financial obligations for the year or else you may not graduate. This includes the mandatory quart of blood!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Upperclassmen! Prom is around the corner and our theme is The Flintstones. Yabba-Dabba-Please Don’t Drink!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

It’s AP season and you know what that means! Your rights of habeas corpus are suspended! If you are being loud in the hallways you will be detained.

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! It’s teacher appreciating season, not senior season. Anyone caught not appreciating a teacher will have to appreciate one quarter of hard labor.

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! The senior picnic was a success! Using your sandwich scraps we established a DNA database of every senior!!! Now you can’t get away with anything!

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! If you do not pay your financial obligations before graduation we will repossess your belongings and auction them off at the all night grad party.

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

Seniors! All cars towed will be compacted and constructed into a giant Jenga tower for the all night grad party.

[Larry Mandis @mfIandis]

I cannot cosign this cornballery. https://t.co/XYTaJ9Rqwm

[Anti-Vaping League @AntiVapeLeague]

Currently working with @mfIandis to help set up “Saxon Work Camp” to help remediate students caught vaping. This camp will last 3 days and be held in the back fields. If you are late we can not guarantee you will receive your first bread ration.