Matthew Hansen

[caskets.ai @TitanCasket]

Don’t let the juice get squeezed. Call Titan for killer deals on oversize caskets.

Per the FTCs “Funeral Rule” you have a federal right to buy caskets outside of funeral homes, often at half the price.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@rugbyrn60 @RugbyIta @rugbyworldcup I have NZ ITA and RSA IRE!

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@rugbyrn60 @RugbyIta @rugbyworldcup See you there!

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@RugbyGuy The correct answer is Belly.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@rugbyrn60 @EveryRightTo Kevin Garnett

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@ADT @FTC @googlenest @googlenesthelp @Google are you OK with this predatory practice and refusal to treat customers equitably?

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@ADT @googlenest u have an offer for a free Nest Doorbell and Camera. I scheduled a full house install, done yesterday, nobody mentioned this promo. Now I’m told “sorry you already signed a contract.” This is how you treat a 7+ year customer? 90 minutes plus on phone, cut off 3x.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@ADT But considering I wasn't offered the promotion, and thus scheduled the applicable install in the future, it's easy to apply the promotion to my upcoming install. But resale customer service continues to hang up on me and tell me I am not eligible. This is an easy fix.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@ADT And also you require signing a contract in advance of the system being quoted so that’s impossible to execute.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@ADT But the promotion was active at the time. Why wasn’t I offered it? They should have said “since you’re buying a doorbell, that will be free.” Nobody mentioned it. It’s fraudulent. I paid more for the same thing than another customer.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@blakebaratz @NFL Your 4yo would lock up $750m for a stadium. Easy.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@DearDara I agree. However I can say that 1) Costco pays retail employees a really good wage and treats them very well, including promotion opportunities so they aren’t the worst company to support overall and 2) small businesses are able to get in and grow through Costco which is a plus.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@IWantMy2Dlrs @debarghya_das Like, isn’t that why people go to business school? Sounds like an awesome job.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@wilkos @TheAtlantic @helenlewis https://t.co/cpYXJGrZMH

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@wilkos Nothing screams freedom louder than restricting harmless rights of others to live freely if you find it icky

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@ochocinco This would have never happened in a @TitanCasket

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@wilkos @MattWallace888 I mean who knew Elon and others cut from the same cloth would just say “let’s do what’s cheapest and let the courts figure it out in a decade or so?” This is my surprised face.

[caskets.ai @TitanCasket]

Thank you @Slate and @shanpalus for the wonderful coverage of funeral industry reform...and some other stuff that happened last week.

[Matthew Hansen @mfhansen]

@wilkos @HighyieldHarry Stay ready so you never have to get ready.