joe

St. Louis :D

[joe @mfjoom]

asked a man if i could borrow a cigarette at the rave last night and told me i could only have it if i guessed the yeezy season of his boots 🤢

[joe @mfjoom]

you come to my home, you dirty my cravat, you urinate on my chesterfield, what do you even expect???

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Imagine how good it must feel to say hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass

[Sean Malone @SMalone27]

The St. Louis Sinkhole is now listed on Google Maps as a “Historical landmark.” It has 5 stars from 10 reviews @kmoxnews

[joe @mfjoom]

@kungfukenny2000 kennedy do you have a copy?

[chloe @chloes_posts]

It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

[Cloudbu$ter @kungfukenny2000]

Charlie Brown had hoes

[joe @mfjoom]

The only kind of day I’m trying to have is a Sade

https://t.co/zMEaeWVfCp

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[joe @mfjoom]

Test tube baby just turned 25, call that a humUNCulus

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[lainebug 𓈒⟡₊⋆∘ @LaineSulz]

MOTHER Earth

[pat:) @tinnedfish4ever]

St. louis missouri

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[breehwa @bannedbreehwa]

yes the secret to a happy relationship IS a pretty midwestern girl who will tell you to shut the fuck up 💖

[𑣲k̶o̶k̶o̶𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄s̶ᡣ𐭩 @lorelostit]

new höhlengleichnis just dropped

[New Left EViews @NewLeftEViews]

A world without touch screens in cars.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

checking the news again

[icarus @sarterei945]

A beaver dam cannot threaten nearby land. The beaver is the land experiencing itself