cate “candle”zzz

etac , and it’s funny

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[Will Provost @GremlinIndustry]

"Media literate" people be like

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

Chance the rapper is spiritually the same as hobo Johnson

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

Taking a baby to the zoo for optics >>>

[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

Logged onto threads to see the funniest possible roast

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

I believe purgatory is a cafe playing a Spotify the Strokes station

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Imagine you tried the rock sauce and it was nothing like a zip sauce.

[birdy @magp3ye]

Im assembling a team

[jár @jarodzsz]

The salt is supposed to prevent sticking. It doesn't always work that way...

[jealkeja @jealkeja]

@talleyberrybaby bum ass ex making his girl drive him to the alpine divorce

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

Fakemink is an expansion on heartbreaks and earthquakes

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

Cool concept but it’s infuriating that people have to pay for what used to be the standard of education and parenting :(

[Marlo Slayback @marlo_safi]

What people need to understand about screen-free private schools is parents are paying for a shared screen-free culture, not just books instead of iPads during class time. A screen-free childhood doesn’t work when peers are online or when parents don’t enforce this culture at home. Our screen-free friends also don’t own TVs and iPads aren’t a part of daily life. The higher test scores are nice but these families are paying for a completely different orientation towards the world

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

We’ve really lost the plot with song mashups and no one’s talking about it……

[steak @communicat1022]

.@AppleSupport I made and created the loving vibe🌞✨emoji pack, with the Happy pig🐷🐽the barking Pup🐶✨, the Looking tears of JOY🥹and the yummy Cherry🍒🤭

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Everyone 👨🏻👩🏽👨🏼‍🔧👨🏽‍⚕️👨🏾‍🔬🧕🏻 at the grocery store 🛒🥕🍞🧃 this morning 🌞🌅 was yawning 🥱😴 I think 🤔🧠 it was because they 👥 made the clocks ⏰🕰️⏱️⌚️🕓 spring 🌸🌷🌱🐇 forward ⏩💨

[BarryRoland19 @BarryRoland19]

We don’t discuss the demise of the farmers market enough.

What was once a place for serious connoisseurs of produce, a place where home cooks could brush shoulders with local chefs and talk to the vendors about new varieties of pluots has become a hollowed out shell of itself.

Today it’s nothing more than a performative ritual; a theme park filled with a sea of strollers being lifelessly piloted by dads wearing performance fleece, clutching on to their iced oat milk lattes.

“Is this organic?”, they ask, before paying $4 for a single bunch of celery — the quality of which is no greater than that sold by your local Smart & Final.

Sad.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

I've been talking about this for awhile now but personalized or dynamic pricing needs to be made illegal.

Instacart does this as well to maximize sales. They will charge different customers different prices based on what they can afford and use that to average out what it would have cost at normal price.

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

Me and @graveyaardvark today

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

adult springtime is so specific. you wake up one random morning with a completely unexplained urge to clean everything, throw out every sad sock you own, and put on the playlist that defined your teenage years. four hours later you are standing in a clean house feeling like a new person and you cannot explain what came over you.

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

@brian_eno_69 I would love to hear more of ur reasoning/thoughts on this!!

[cate “candle”zzz @misscate28]

My mom did this during the gory end scene in goblet of fire and I also dutifully obeyed

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

thinking about when my mom paperclipped off the honeymoon scene in breaking dawn and I actually obeyed her for some reason