Melissa Fox

but atleast i author my own disaster ..

[West Chester Township @westchestertwp]

IT TAKES A SECOND TO RETWEET: West Chester Police attempt to locate missing person, Alexander Enslen. With info contact WCPD at 513-777-2231. https://t.co/QzIeQECXfF

[Lauren Pack @LPackJN]

West Chester Police searched this week for Alexander Enslen, hoping to turn up some answers leading to his whereabouts. They found nothing. Help is needed to find Enslen who was last seen leaving the Olde Village Tavern about 1:30 a.m. Monday @journalnews https://t.co/WtKXKLsa37

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Hello Twitter, I’m alive. Does anyone even care anymore? Anyway, I’m kinda drunk in the middle of bumblefuck Ohio so that’s what I have going for me right now. It’s been real. See ya in another 6-9 months I guess.

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Okay, hi. My name is Melissa and this is my official petition to get Wawa out to the fucking Midwest. Please. For the love of god. @Wawa I need you in Ohio 😭

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Is irritability a personality trait? Askin 4 a friend.

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Just reminiscing on the time when I took my car to the shop on a Friday and they said everything looked perfect and by the following Tuesday it was dead. 🥰 what a beautiful story. #lucky

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

@taketakelli Jokes on you I’m awkward with everyone.

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Yeah, hi. Hello. So if you know someone who drunkenly made out with a coworker in front of all of their other coworkers should they just blow bonefish ..I mean their job orrrr just go play in traffic? Definitely not asking for me, for a friend obviously.

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Remember the time I got tased for no reason bc that’s apparently what you do at Ohio house parties

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Preteen girls are the fucking bane of my existence.

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Remember that time I said I was going to get in shape this year and then spent all night in bed eating gummy bears and crying instead !?!??? #sameme #someonehelp #thisis30

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Second day of 2020 and I’m still the same horrible person I’ve been for the past 29 years. Maybe 2021 will be my year ????

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

@P10Mike Miss your beautiful face 😘

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

I’ve resurrected from the dead to let you all know that my only friend is a two year old. I’m now taking applications for adult friends. I’ll compensate for your time in lots of food, booze & probably money too.

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

“I’m a baby back bitch with extra barbecue sauce”

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Stranger things 3 got me crying in the club rn

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

And now this guy is talking about how he’s going to call out of work tomorrow and blame it on an”upset stomach” and his friend are talking about how they’ve faked a stomach virus to get out of work. #wtfisohio

[Melissa Fox @mfoxyy]

Listening to these two men talk about how they don’t@ want their potential daughters to grow up to “not say no” and now they are talking about not letting them watch Disney movies ? I’m so confused by this conversation