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🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨 haole *commissions closed*

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I have an intelligence that can’t be measured or observed in any way. But it’s there, I assure you, it’s there.. it has to be

[chris @ianogaf]

i think i speak for all men when i say we are gay and like boys

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

You have any thing in your pockets that’s gonna poke me kill me hurt me anything

[Naimode @naimoder]

Paintingness

[tobi. @saulballlebron]

how it feels to call your friends as a boy #Male

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It’s funny when someone feels affectionate towards their car. Your car is in agony every second you drive it. You are its satan

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

sorry for being off pudding

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

It’s called “avant-garde literature” because (bear with me here) (Southern Dracula voice) “Ah vant garde [‘I want good’] literature instead!”

[amani ! @username4222020]

nothings real. all AI or cake .

[josephc @marcellesmartyr]

I lower the rim for hours

[P.Shooter @AllCopsMustDie]

The brokest girl you know is creating a GoFundMe so she can do bryan johnson type shit to a 16 year old cat

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there are lowk tyrannical forces at play to destroy me but i persevere regardless

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

If I was one of the three little pigs I’d be the one making everything out of straw. Due to my laziness and lack of work ethic

[cie @hsmiltn]

no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother

[peachy @farjayoun]

This movie is fucking gay dude. Uh I mean, uh, it’s is derivative. And uninspired

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

My groin is completely flat and smooth. Ive never had a sexual thought and I am incapable of perversion

[Queef Strokinoff @poopsoxx]

*looking at my oven I’ve left on all day*
wow I can’t believe it’s only 350 it feels later than that.

[j @MFpaint]

“ i <3 boobies ” was dark woke

[Naimode @naimoder]

Lead white is so completely superior to other white paints that the payoff of using it is actually worth the organ damage