Had a dream last night (genuinely) that I was arrested and taken from my hotel by a team of VAR referees, in full kit, for disagreeing with a VAR decision. I may need a day off. 😬
Seeing tweets about England winning the world cup. It reminds me of the optimism I feel when I trim my pubes before a night out. In the end, we'll be lucky to make it to a semi
Portugal players have so much passion when they sung the national anthem, the Spain players on the other hand, didn’t bother. You’re playing for your country lads. Get some passion! #PORESP#PortugalVsSpain#WorldCup2018#FifaWorldCup2018
Imagine England actually won the World Cup man. We'd all be jobless. The country would descend into utter chaos. Sinking pints for 30 days straight listening to nothing but Three Lions and World In Motion. They'd have to set up hammocks in the pubs.
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