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[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

The real question is why wouldn’t you? @jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

I need Kamala to win bc my body and bank account can’t afford all the constant “just a little treat”s I will need to survive a second trump administration.

[William Goodman @goodmanw]

Godspeed to you if you're going to a party (?) to watch tonight, but I had a party in 2016 to watch the results, and the vibe shift that happened was so sudden and horrific that I'll quite simply never do that again in my life.

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

“Who the flippin jellyfish flipped that up in the air like that? That’s wide receiving 101” - @BPolymer watching football

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

Dentists Who Do Teeth

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

I used to be such a mystery 😂

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

“Healthy snacks”

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

Can’t sleep bc I’m thinking about the other day when I went to Target and the cashier asked for my birthday month and day and I said the month and year (91). I realized my mistake and corrected it before joking that “91 days in a month would be way too many”. He did not laugh.

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

NEWBORNS MAKE SO MUCH NOISE IN THEIR SLEEP WHAT THE HECK

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

In my postpartum era crying about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcie again.

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

It’s funny but it is also painful

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

this may be the funniest moment in american politics

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

I can’t wait to see what SNL does with this malarkey.

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

They’re up!

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

Me checking every 20 mins to see if the ice cream flavors of the day are listed on this business’ IG story yet

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

I wonder what this was for

[maria 🤷🏼‍♀️ @mgable35]

⁦@OldNavy⁩ why are women’s shorts $2 more when there’s less to them? #pinktax

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