mollyaug1

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

When the patisserie asks me how many pan au chocolates I’ll be enjoying

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Being called a radical for believing every person should have enough food to eat, a roof over their heads, and access to healthcare and education is wild. But here we are.

[H.G. Watson @HG_Watson]

If I was in the mad max universe, this would be my war rig

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

just paid $26 for a food truck burrito

[mollyaug1 @mgaggles]

@xmuse_ This will also make you empty your bowels without consent

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

The comedy in Arrested Development folds in on itself so much it gets to a point where we no longer process it as funny but as beautiful

[mollyaug1 @mgaggles]

@mcsquared34 Ed Sheeran literally exists

[maybe: clare @clur19]

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim father of two, risked his life to disarm a murderer who was shooting down Jews celebrating Hanukkah in Sydney.

Religion must not divide our common humanity.

We must stand together and end antisemitism, Islamophobia and all hate — no exceptions.