just a dog

Walking the fine line between subtle irony & bitter sarcasm; unsolicited opinion & commentary launched into the infinite void that is the internet+bad dad jokes

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@elonmusk In related ironic news, despite Republicans' rabid support of 2nd amendment rights, guns weren't allowed at the RNC🤔

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@MichaelFosterOC @grantpaulsen So many other sports now rely on a combo of replay, sensors and tracking devices for close calls: football, soccer, hockey, tennis...MLB took a huge leap forward this season w/innovative changes for the betterment of the game. They need to keep it going w/Balls & Strikes calls.

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@MarkZuckerman Looks like colorado license plates circa 1981.

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@sports_collin 2018-19 was a long time ago. 35 years in dog years.

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@grantpaulsen @1067theFan @CharlieSlowes @DaveJageler Thanks for the reply but yeah, streaming from the app has an even longer lag than FM radio. But I can confirm the FM broadcast on my regular radio is definitely at least 30 seconds behind in the ballpark. Experience it every time. Experienced it today.

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@KevinMKruse Sounds very MAGA-esque

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@sports_collin Where it all began....

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@BillAckman @federalreserve Maybe instead hiking rates @federalreserve should've considered tweaking reserve requirements....

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@BuzzFeed 77? Thanks for narrowing them down for me.

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@washingtonpost End qualified immunity. That's it. That's the tweet.

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@BeschlossDC Was sitting in my History of England class at Texas A&M, waiting for our prof to show up. He arrived about 10 minutes late with the terrible news. It was a gut punch....

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@KevinMKruse @MarkACollett Lol.

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@newrepublic Say you're saying crypto is like art? 🤔

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@ianbremmer @ericlewan 😢

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So much for free speech....nicely done ⁦@elonmusk⁩ https://t.co/bs7khj2O01

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@sports_collin Wow. Amazing hubris by Diggs

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@KarlBode @TheTattooedProf I'll take 21st Century Robber-Barons for $200, Alex

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@esquire @MitchSJackson He needs to shuck 1 million oysters like Bradley Cooper did in "Burnt". Then we'll see...

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@sports_collin Really into dead, white, Europeans-the OG punk rockers.