Michael Farley

Dad, steampunk, ukulelist, leatherworker, geek, IT guy.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@FergusCraig @hansmollman @quantick 10 PRINT "NOOT"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@jessiegender @EwaSR I would have loved to see a sequel with the same actors all playing different roles. Because they started a new campaign and rolled some new characters.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@robdelaney Longest Seinfeld scene transition ever.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@robertflorence Batman: "Who are you?! Where's the Joker?! What have you done with him?!... Superman, help me find him! Superman?... Mr Kent, have you seen Superman? And why are you wearing a Superman costume?"

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@meakoopa @EwaSR Yes, but he's having an affair with a beagle who is willing to do things to him that the labradoodle won't (allegedly).

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@EwaSR Just watched the trailer for Ballerina (sorry, "From the World of John Wick: Ballerina"). I'd already heard Keanu was in it, I wasn't surprised when Ian McShane appeared but I actually gasped when Lance Reddick said "Welcome to the Continental".

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@itsnashflynn @hansmollman Cue thousands of Amazon workers using their staff discounts to buy raccoon treats to be delivered to their desks 🦝
https://t.co/HvP61A9c4W

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@fesshole Just the coat? I can understand that.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@RevRichardColes I always thank the driver (both when getting on and off the bus) but I don't call them by their job title. I spent years working in IT support being called 'tech guy', 'computer person', 'IT wizard' etc whenever colleagues who couldn't be bothered to learn my name broke something

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@MartinSLewis Hate the flavour of artificial sweeteners. It's infuriating when even the standard (ie non-diet) versions of drinks contain them, which includes pretty much every drink made by Coca Cola or Pepsi (so I can't have Sprite, 7-Up, Dr Pepper, Fanta, Tango, Lilt etc etc any more)

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@donttrythis No idea, but I think I zoomed in too far and found Waldo.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@NandovMovies

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@monstroso You got the walking towards the camera while flapping your hands about part perfect though... https://t.co/eIYg9DWwp8

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@ThePoke Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@ChrisArnoldInc @OFalafel @edfringe @BBCUpload But you couldn't be dressed more differently! He's wearing a white t-shirt with green stripes and you're wearing a green t-shirt with white stripes... The complete opposite!

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@jayforeman Using giant spotlights.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@FFF182 @MajorPazuzu

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@hendopolis So we should ALL be rioting? OK, but only because his kingliness told me to.

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@MJMcKean Trump without the fake tan and toupée?

[Michael Farley @mgfarley]

@dank_ackroyd I wonder if he ever looked in the mirror and thought "Well thank goodness that will never apply to me... Right, better get back to my racism and antisemitism".