NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.”
NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.”
MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.”
NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.
if for season three, they come back to this video adding gracelogan also in a red dress and suit before revealing in season four this is actually tuckersabrina's wedding that's why they're all formal and matching then what
cuando en el libro después de la primera vez que se acuestan él le pone allie-cat porque lo dejo todo arañado y atado a la cama y para el segundo encuentro pide que le haga lo mismo MANWHORE
god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....