megan.

her halo is broken, but there’s fight in her eyes.

[megan. @mgnMartell]

"When there is no imagination there is no horror"
Just another Halloween creation😈

Thanks to my @JeffreeStar #bloodsugar pallet and my @MorpheBrushes #jaclynhillxmorphe palette I created this spooky look!

[megan. @mgnMartell]

@JeffreeStar needs to drop a foundation so my whole face can be #JeffreeStarApproved 💁🏽‍♀️

[Jane Greene @JaneGre23729817]

*notre dame burns down*

no one:

every white girl: here is a pic of me in front of notre dame. heartbreaking. but also plz know that I went there. so sad. but also I’ve been to Paris.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Kyle @kkunta__]

why is being alive so expensive, i'm not even having fun

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Don’t try me again hoe.

[Jessi 🤖 @_jessiisawesome]

My knees That zebra from
Madagascar

🤝
Crackalackin

[Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV]

Asher Roth’s “I Love College” is responsible for the student debt crisis

[Super Doll says BLM 🌹🍞 @superdollman]

Nobody:

Noah:

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[Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt]

I didn't realize growing up meant dying inside but whatever

[Kelsey Kaye @KelseyKaye22]

people who don’t enjoy spicy food:

people who do enjoy spicy food: HAHA YOU THINK THAT GHOST PEPPER IS HOT??! YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT!! I EAT LAVA FOR BREAKFAST AND PUT MY CONTACTS IN WITH THE JUICE OF 10,000 JALAPEÑOS! YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS WATER IS SPICY YOU PATHETIC BABY.