Mallory Smalley

shameless lover of love, disney world, books, reality tv, chips & queso, the detroit lions, wine, harry potter, cheese & charcuterie and of course, my dog luna

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Cc: @smalz989

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@Target so disappointed to order Christmas decorations that came shattered and are now sold out. Please educate your employees you can’t send ceramic decor in a huge box with no projective wrapping just being thrown around a huge box 😡😭

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What could possibly go wrong? @smalz989

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

#Browns Kevin Stefanski announces he’s going to call plays with Tommy Rees as OC:

[Colton Pouncy @colton_pouncy]

Dan Campbell on Chris Christie calling him "classless"

Campbell: "The last time someone called me classless, I was drinking wine out of a bottle."

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Maybe it’s that I’m getting *old*, maybe it’s 30 years of being a fan of the old, always 1 o’clock game Lions, but I do love a 1pm Sunday game. Plenty of time to read the entire internet hype postgame, and still get to be calmed down enough for a 9pm bedtime. Chefs kiss.

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This is everything 😭😭😭

[NFL @NFL]

.@aidanhutch97 visits kids at the Mott Children's Hospital and has written many of their names on his water jugs before games.

After his injury on Sunday, those kids sent him some beautiful words of encouragement. 🥹💙 (via @MottChildren)

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@smalz989

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me: I am numb to anything the Browns do anymore

Also me when Nick Chubb checks into the game Sunday:

https://t.co/bi7XXUN6Ct

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I am unwell 😭

[Adventuring with Annie @AnniesUniUpdate]

Fans gathered in front of Hogwarts Castle tonight to raise their wands up in tribute to Dame Maggie Smith

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The Lions offensive line talks about the bond they have together with them being Dads outside of the NFL 🥹

🎥: @TODAYshow | #OnePride

[🕸️🎃 Halloween 🎃🕸️ @OctobersLeavess]

Me the second the clock strikes midnight on September 1st: 🎃

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Cc: @smalz989

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

I don’t even know how I communicated before the “🫡” emoji

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know what i want for dinner

[brandi 🦋 @daysevermore]

if miley doesn’t open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

Can’t believe that tomorrow we’re meant to wake up and there will be no Olympics all day. How can this possibly be acceptable

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Not gonna lie, this has been stuck in my head the last 24 hours 🤣

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The irony of this is too good. People are so unbelievably dumb. Please read up on your early 2000s country music drama 🤣

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I was really unprepared for how many times the Olympics would make me cry. Every day. Every sport. Show the winners? Tears. Show the losers? Tears. Moms, dad, grandparents, spouses? All the tears.

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 @KryssyLaReina]

This support 🥹 a partner that supports you and is your biggest fan…will make you feel like you can take on the world. Man is out there with a TEAM Tara shirt, not team USA…Team Tara. Love it.

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@smalz989

[Cons @CaptainCons]

We’ve reached the “ok I’ve had enough summer and I’m tired of sweating and I want football” portion of summer

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

This is everything.

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If you don’t love the Olympics you are the problem.