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i like grapefruits

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#BellLetsTalk about emotional support animals (official or not) and how they make everything better with minimal effort💖

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5am shifts can suck a dick

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this summer marks 10 years since we moved to england, literally what the fuck😱

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feeling bad that i didn’t vote today but then remebered i’m not even allowed to lmaooo fuck ontario, nb rules

(no it doesn’t)

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i’ll always miss kingston

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how funny is it when official documents/posters use the square root sign as a check mark😂😂😂

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power barking in his sleep is the most precious sound in the world

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i’m mad that my dog didn’t get me anything for mother’s day

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premium plus crackers were made for chicken noodle soup

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my crazy love for power has made my boss apply to adopt a greyhound😎 #adoptdontshop

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i’m 88 words short of my minimum word count and i want to die

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i woke up an hour ago and i already want a nap

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whose brilliant idea was it to get a second job just before exam season🙄

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this bronco vigil is hard to watch😭😭

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ok but the easiest way to move a mannequin on ur own is to pick it up by the crotch and everyone laughs at me for constantly apologizing to it but let’s be honest i have more respect for that manneqin than most people do for their partners

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i never knew how gross my dog was until i washed all his bedding🤢🤢

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@LoveLaurenEC why does it say it was posted like a half hour ago i did it last night lmao

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honestly don’t know what i’d do without my pup🙃🙃

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sometimes i just like to go on facebook to see who deleted me lmao

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eating chilli at work whilst wearing a white shirt was not a good idea