Margaret Hanson

Chemist turned writer. The silly side of science. Host of @needsmorewords
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[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@TTCnotices Has this security incident by any chance been going on for the past forty five minutes with no communication as to why buses weren't coming?

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@JortsTheCat Jortsy you look adorable but you don't look sorry

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

The thing about naming cats after scientists is that sometimes you end up yelling "Meitner! Samosas are not for kitties!"

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

If we're meant to work, why do cats have such soft fuzzy bellies?

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@RayDaleyWriter @JenLRossman I think half the station was just in an elaborate polycule and then there was Sisko

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@fullofbread @mrfishtopher What a glorious FLOOF

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@sl_huang Yep, I often say it while standing in front of the subway map to figure out which platform I need to get on

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@sl_huang Oh one I still use to this day: Never Eat Shredded Wheat

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@sl_huang @slowdog_88 We did King Phillip's Class Orders the Family Genius to Speak

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

It is remarkable how much of my quesadilla consumption can be traced to COVID

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@TabitaSurge Both parents are biologists. Three kids, not a biologist in the lot. I trained as a chemist and wound up in process improvement, siblings are programmers

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

Protip: If your skittish rescue cat seems to have regressed, always check the state of the feliway diffuser...

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

Anyone got brilliant ideas on how to trim a cat's claws if he hardly ever allows you to pick him up?

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@JenLRossman There are at least a dozen candidates for kitten daddy on the ship because apparently we have not heard of NEUTERING in the 24th century

[Jacob Patty @jacobpattywagon]

There's a lot of 'styles by decade' content out there, but it's always referring to the most hip street clothes worn by 20 years olds in that decade. But I always wanted to know what old people looked like at the time, so here's the "Styles Of 20th Century Grandpas"

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@katiedimartin Surely you mean in order to AVOID having to be department chair!

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@CaitGAuthor I am intrigued! I can tolerate tomatoes fairly well these days but historical intolerance means I have an aversion to the taste

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

I don't like that my phone knows the word "notwithstanding"

[Margaret Hanson @mhanson42]

@JenLRossman Beverly picked them