Michael H.

Dogs...yeah, that pretty much covers it.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@AmberGlennDaily Still the queen.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@kaorigladiator There’s that song about the world being hard on beautiful things. I think that’s what it is. That and it’s probably similar to how pretty women tend to have IBS and things like that. The universe feels the need to nerf them somehow or they’re too perfect and powerful.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@AmberGlenn_ @AmberGlennDaily Anyway, time to hug the dog. The dog is the solution to everything. That and Magic cards.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@AmberGlenn_ @AmberGlennDaily I’m paraphrasing for to the wording used but “goodness is better than greatness every time.” You are one of the greats but even more important you are one of the most wonderful people ever and there is nothing more important than that.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@codemiko They like telling on themselves. Not liking cats is one of the best ways to know that someone’s a terrible person and needs to be avoided.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@Wakawarrior1 Take them to a sports bar and have the staff put it on a TV. Two birds, one stone.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@HonkIfUrHoary Doesn’t even have to be mine. Being like that tells me everything I need to know about a person.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@pIain_tofu So it’s women too? I thought that was a man thing. People are so disgusting.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@bellahaak11 That’s no princess. That’s the queen.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@junelikesfs Gold medalist week.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@junelikesfs The muscles are always amazing but honestly, lately I haven’t been able to see anything but her face because, um, yeah.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@primatepaige I’m so proud of you for wearing a mask. I’ve been very concerned and wondering if you’re taking precautions with how many times you’ve been sick lately.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@lucyjrobyn Quite literally nobody asked for that.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@HonkIfUrHoary I want to hug him. Also, he looks miserable. You should give him to me.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@HonkIfUrHoary Once again taking credit for Jack’s work. For shame.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@komggi That’s all you need to know really.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@primatepaige They know you’re old now. They’re trying to make sure you don’t keel over from the full strength stuff.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@snoopilia Nah. Give her the scissors and turn her loose on the world.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@kofidereVT “Toss into rice cooker” is actually one of my favorite things to do because it’s very little effort but you can make a lot of stuff that way in it’s generally pretty healthy. Another one that takes longer but little effort is baked potatoes. Again, lots of topping options too.

[Michael H. @mharaguc]

@kofidereVT I don’t even cook necessarily. I eat a lot of sandwiches. Quesadillas are great too. It usually takes more than 15 minutes but I always have frozen creamed spinach or whatever (they have what are essentially single servings) and I toss that in a rice cooker with some rice.