Hoehommed

Profesional Disappointment

[Hoehommed @mhass96]

Mom sees me check my phone

"Is it your girlfriend?"

No, it's Andrew

"so same thing?"

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Every right-wing response to this is literally just

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Ted Cruz spends $43,000/mo on food. $1,400/day. When he's not sending your kids to die for Israel he just eats and drinks 24/7. Just a big fat bitch of a man.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

What if rent was meat! What if bank was dinner? What if car payment was moon? Think about it.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

will i ever get to sleep like this once in my life

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in your sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

"memory" is a kinder word than "surveillance database"

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

Yeah it’s a real who’s-who of desirable metros

[Marlon J. Ettinger @MarlonEttinger]

Mélenchon on AI: “The danger isn’t that the machine will replace you, but that you will start acting like the machine.”

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

One idea: Shut the fuck up about the football coach, repeal the sales tax, figure out the insurance crisis, and try to bring some jobs to a state so graduates don't have to flee to find work.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Sure this seems impressive but think of how ridiculously far China lags in funding wars in the Middle East.

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

i'm about to make ten million dollars

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[damn ass rock @nmjcu]

onion rings? I’m answering