Dupe of Sin Digo*

We peeled down the rubber alleyway, the piss bums waving their short dogs at us.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

clamps 🔒

[Dupe of Sin Digo* @mhcase22]

Epic battle.

[Don Frye @donfryeusa]

24 years ago today

[Dupe of Sin Digo* @mhcase22]

@still_critical They’re also easily observable at your nearest bar.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

[☆ @Literarium24]

"The child who obeys you out of fear, will one day lie to you for freedom."

—Niccolò Machiavelli

[Dupe of Sin Digo* @mhcase22]

@DavidKahoun24 Or the gambleholic Sorsby is the QB they’d rather develop.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

They know stuff we don’t

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Andreas Xirtus 📐 @andreasxirtus]

The Unabomber’s cabin in FBI storage is the most David Lynch thing I’ve ever seen irl.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"I just talked to her last week. She was gonna make a pot for me."

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[☆ @Literarium24]

"I met her when I wasn't looking for love,
and I lost her when I loved her the most."

— Charles Bukowski

[Caddyshack_1980 @Caddyshack_1980]

"I want a burger.
No, I want a hot dog...
I want a milkshake...
I want potato chips...
I ...

“YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!”

#Caddyshack

[Words of Wise | Mindset Coach @Wordofwise_]

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”

— Mark Twain

[Philosway @philosway]

"Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you."

— Latin proverbs on Memento Mori

[Modern History @modernhistory]

Bruce Willis on the set of "Die Hard with a Vengeance" in 1995.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Happy Father's Day, X!

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

40% of fatherhood is walking around the house, turning off lights.

[History With Jacob @HistoryWJacob]

In 1884, Ulysses S. Grant was dying of throat cancer and was dead broke.

His money was wiped out by a swindler who stole his fortune.

Desperate to leave something for his wife, he agreed to write his Civil War memoirs and was close to signing a contract for a meager 10% royalty.

Mark Twain stepped in, called the deal robbery and offered Grant 70% of the profits through his own publishing company.

Grant raced death to finish the book, completing it just days before he died in July 1885.

It became one of the greatest memoirs ever written.

The royalties left his widow nearly half a million dollars, about $16 million today, and the book has never gone out of print.