Matt Heller

CEO @Browsium. @Nationals fan. Browser guy.

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@robkelner Happy birthday!

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@aronchick It’s about clicks, not standards. Media needs the money

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@ddiamond Hippos go berserk by Sandra boynton.

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@robkelner I don’t get why no one seems to be supporting some kind of standard government Id (not state) so we have a full standard of documentation required and issuance. And if it’s paid for by the government there should be no reason everyone can’t get one. Ignoring govt ineptitude ofc..

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@ericlaw I’d be remiss if I didn’t ask. Who ya gonna call?

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

🚨Rockin’ Giveaway🚨

Repost for a chance to win this signed Kumar Rocker baseball!

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@ericlaw “The amount of methamphetamine in each candy was up to 300 times the level someone would usually take and could be lethal,”

Could be? How would 300x ‘normal’ dose of meth not be lethal. 300x normal dose of nearly anything is generally lethal

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@jonk @WandrMe Grabbed one of these a few years back when @Baseballism had them for sale. Love the carpet patch! https://t.co/yxPGeNRfO9

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@robkelner Need a VP?

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@crunchbar 🍫

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@ericlaw This seems a perfect response. https://t.co/npCjn1aZU2

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@ericlaw Not just the Texas GOP…. https://t.co/MVqf1uFzLp

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@robkelner anything to churn news and keep from talking about sharks and batteries.

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@robkelner I read that as 'feign interest' the first time and I kinda feel like it works both ways?

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@SwiftOnSecurity Steve Martin told us this decades ago! https://t.co/PoM5d6S2qo

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@Lokay He already owns the vest, it’s limited risk.

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@DC_OCA @DCDPR @DCDGS any chance they actually reopen? the continued silence and refusal to acknowledge anything regarding updates has been infuriating to residents. Can you provide actual, substantive information about timelines and commit to dates? Residents would appreciate accountability.

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@fam_Denn Methinks you’re not being totally honest ;)

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@AlaskaAir @Disneyland To infinity and beyond! #FlyToPixarFest @nheller22

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@ericlaw lol. On a call last week someone couldn’t remember win 8.1 was a thing either. They had to look it up to believe.