Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳

Old N.E fisherman's soul w/ a Tiki vibe.
Lex/UMass Minuteman & Groucho Marxist. Mostly bits, history, ⚾️ 🏌️‍♂️ ⚽️ 🏀

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton Montana everyone can go 100 mph, wild and dangerous terrain and it's miles between repair spots. So, dangerous like a bear.
MA has crumbling infrastructure, 21st century cars on 17th century horse roads and genuine sociopaths behind the wheel. So, dangerous like Man.

[Nisei Lounge Chicago @NiseiLounge]

Any friend of Steve Goodman was a friend of ours. RIP Jimmy Buffett.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton No problems with the most destructive weapon created by man wiping out whole cities but lord forbid if people see some titties.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@TheTattooedProf Dr. Konga is my dance fighter nickname

[𝔼𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℙ𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕖 @justxhenry]

Realizing that Marge Simpson is a white passing creole woman explains much about her depiction on the Simpsons and her sisters as well. I mean her full name is Marjorie Jacqueline Bouvier for fucks sake.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton @dennismhogan When they mix it with some weed for a hippie speedball, I'll buy a case.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton But I was supposed to go to Neuschwanstein to get some power converters!

[David Lemieux @lemieuxdavid]

28 years ago today Jerry Garcia passed away. Not a day goes by that I don't hear his music and appreciate what he created and left behind.

[born black @SPBPHD]

we just some creative ass folks 😆🔥✊🏾 #Montgomery

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton @kenklippenstein I personally find the Jim Halpert down the camera "can you believe this" look is the kicker

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton He really wants to bring his Gitmo experience to the rest of America

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton He makes Jonah seem charming and relatable.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@curlyfro I'm just waiting for the black and white Oppenheimers to come out.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@MenInBlazers Eisern Aaronson!

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

Everyone out here talking about the revolution starting in 1776, while Captain Parker, Dr Prescott and the Green Mountain Boys had been capping Redcoats since April '75.
They beaten they ass on Bunker Hill and outta Boston, four months before Tom sent his little letter.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

Don Jr suddenly remembers where he left it.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The Secret Service is investigating a “white, powdery substance” discovered in a “work area" of the White House, a Secret Service official says. https://t.co/sCcLDKNbLA

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@PeterKalve @churchill_alex This is what we do with tea.

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And a child will protect them......

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

An armed transphobe in Eugene, OR attempts to intimidate folks at a Pride festival and fails

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@rjmedwed Ancient texts tell of Pheidippides receiving what was described strikes of Artimis to his backside from a traveling Israelite somewhere near Chalandri, outside Athens.

[Matt Hicks 🏴‍☠️⛳ @mhicks]

@3vanSutton Money fades. Comfort is forever.