SirGuthry

This displaced Masshole loves sports, beer, and family. He's chugging his way through school too, and his sarcasm can melt steel.
BTW, EAFD

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@ThatEricAlper He’s not Judge Judy and executioner.

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@citizenrobot Was a pizza delivery guy. Someone asked if we should close. Boss thought about it for a moment and said, “no, people will be hungry “
He was right. Strange driving that day, super courteous, like stopping at a green and waving people through.

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@curtmega I feel the same way. Fist my bump.

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@ErlantzMuguira @ChefReactions Yeah, Old Style will do that…

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@TheBratScribe @TheCinesthetic Not to be contrarian.
My mom calls me the morning of 9/11. And immediately told me to turn on the tv. I asked what channel, and she said it doesn’t matter.

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@scallophawk @punt_rd Who’s the old lady?
That’s my old lady.

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@SoveyX Yeah, Gen X doesn’t explain itself. Love us or hate us, we literally do not care.

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@GarbageHuman24 Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’?

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@Geniustechw Knowing him was easy. The hard part was inventing the candy-gram…

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@TheBlakeElliott @todayyearsold Came to say this.

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@RangerApologist

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@AmericasHulk @obvious_shirts The main reason that I miss pitchers hitting in the NL. He took bp every day like the position players.

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@kyledhamilton_ He’s a bad mutha f__
Shut your mouth
I’m just talkin bout Taft

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@BillHMcCarty @AC_Swift @successnelson56 How’d she do in the Mario test?

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@stephwalker1 @SallyMayweather Also Virginia.

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@katieaune I need mahomes and White to out score Mayfield and Tampa D by -12. Worded strange, but I got lots to watch in this game.

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@GregProops Yes, but also breath easy and look forward to baseball season.

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@pattomasulo Duckbill peace sign?

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@tylermilliken_ Legend. If you miss him, check out your local Shaw’s. He may be there.

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@stephwalker1 @sayahillman They’re coming in two weeks…