Pat: “And then they pulled out a Kermit the Frog with my jersey on it and mocked me”
Coach Reid: “Ok so we’re going to make a trick play and call it The Muppets”
Ending a Midwest phone call
“Welp, I’ll let you go”
*say hi to 10 people for me*
“Yeah, yeah, yep”
“Alright well”
*one more side convo*
“Alright yep will do”
“Welp, I’ll let you go”
Dear the royals, we are a sensible people, all we need is a video of Kate with today's newspaper telling us the oscar winners from last night to confirm that you haven't killed her.