Rick Danko Stan

Dad. Guitar player. Geek.
Searching for the funk in an un-funky world...

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@BCrawford247 He literally is the voice of all things college football. Even Aubies know that, dude.

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@TopTierStateX You spelled 'Tuscavegas' wrong.

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@HawkEmDownChris Howard Johnson. AKA HoJo

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@JbsPetChicken This dude just purposely took time out of his day to post about a band he hates.

And he is a Panic fan, which is really shocking, given they are widely known to be the most knowledgeable, open minded, easy-going music aficionados out there.

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@DijonaiVictoria @thoughtandhoops Dijonai is Prettier, more Stanford educated, better at Hoops, and because of her time at Baylor - a better fuckin Christian than Acho or any of these MAGA girlies …

🫶🫶🫶

We haven’t forgot what Acho did to Angel.

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@TroyPSilva Will 'The Thrill' Clark should be #1.

I would also have put Carney Lansford on the list somewhere. Dude looked like he was having a Parkinson's episode and then ended up at .330.

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@newstart_2024 The McConaughey whistle and point is something I’m definitely stealing.

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@sungleeiq Hmm, I wonder if this guy has a high IQ?

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@Baggett1William @_SHEFFIELD_AU Bless your mediocre heart, Aubie. You’ll always have 2010, though!

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@fullcastandcrew @DALLASBRADEN209 @goose Man, I love it when idiots who have never listened to a band and didn't actually read the post fire off nonsense like this.

Dallas said 'of their era'. He did not say 'they are literally the Grateful Dead'.

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@NBCSports @SNFonNBC I agree with grok's ranking, but just curious where Rivers would be if he were on literally any of the other teams listed? Or the Giants. Or the Seahawks. Or the Eagles.

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@BrianErickson3 @noahb73 Nobody sucks worse than you, man. So you’ve got that going for you, Brian.

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@JeremmanuelPhD To the people saying it’s a hand warmer.

Why in the world would a woman dressed in almost nothing at an indoor basketball game need a hand warmer? In Orlando, no less?

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@phuckchristy This may be the worst take in history.

Congratulations!

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@jaygerland I missed in your profile what instrument you play? Just assuming you are a concert pianist, based on you calling what this renowned musician gets paid to do every night 'nothing' and 'empty'.

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@LawnMemo Once you have one, it's too late.

Get rid of everything that has a artificial fragrance in your house first. Then switch to Dr. Bronner's castile soap and do literally everything with it. Dishes, laundry, body wash, shampoo, hand soap. Then get an all-natural deodorant.

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@Howell_Karen16 1. Your name is literally Karen.
2. Carrageenan has been found to cause cancer in lab animals.
3. Sugar beets are genetically modified fake 'vegetables' and are responsible for over 90% of the sugar in our processed foods.

Who did you say the dummy is?

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@Zachsamaphone Only Big Boat comes close.

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@BarstoolU @OldRowOfficial Love how there is so much vitriol around certain schools being too high or too low...but not a soul arguing about Bama busting out of the top right corner.

Y'all know bout T Town.

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@PentatonicWay Probably all of the percussion equipment.
Although, the 'conga player' is usually in the band because his mom bought the PA or something, so he may not be expendable after all...