mhr0828

one dream 🇫🇷🥐🥖

[Rick seven @rickerdoodle300]

Yo mama’s so fat she needs to take glp-2s

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

Brought bro to beach today

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

I think we are less than a calendar year away from the “Savannah Bananas Sex Scandal”

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

@DrewVento Repvue

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Said retards, instead of regards on an email

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

btw i will be happy if you give me a fish today and continue to do so for the rest of my life. not super interested in the whole learning and doing aspect

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

I have never been hungover but I do get The Fear every time

[a @yyioom]

I didn’t think getting older would happen to me personally ngl

[erica @ericanextdooor]

I didn’t realize how much I actually ate lettuce until they told me I CANT HAVE IT ANYMORE

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

Helpppppp

[erin chack @ErinChack]

One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

webkinz password for life

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

You get new socks and all the sudden the players you knew as the A team become the B team

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

@timmsullyy You’ve always been my biggest fan. The pay back will come

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

weddings should be evites where you can see who else is invited and going before you have to decide

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

weekday coffee and weekend coffee are completely different drinks

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

theyre landing at ohare

[mhr0828 @mhr0828]

if you can count on me for anything , i will be leaving my bag unattended at the airport

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions