Tim

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Everyone’s talking about post Paris depression but not about post London depression…. What do you mean it’s a city that feels exactly like the one I live except 100x better and now I have to leave??

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Tim @timmsullyy]

@mhr0828 This is a crazy astute observation. Period.

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Coworker just told me that I “really deserve this time off”…. Didn’t realize the visuals were that bad damn…

[Tim @timmsullyy]

@mhr0828 Felt 100p

[Tim @timmsullyy]

No babe don’t worry that you darted into the sidewalk without looking to see if anyone was coming, I love that about you

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Boxing shoes and big shorts 🚫
Spatial awareness on the sidewalk ✅

[Tim @timmsullyy]

It is contractually obligated that you buy boxing shoes and have terrible spatial awareness when you move from Manhattan to Greenpoint/Williamsburg

[Tim @timmsullyy]

On the anniversary of your 2nd year living in Williamsburg, they pin you down and force you to buy big shorts and boxing shoes. I unfortunately do not make the rules-

[Tim @timmsullyy]

@mhr0828 This is facts mhr0828 for president

[Tim @timmsullyy]

The adidas boxing shoes x big shorts combo won’t make you cool, being aware that you are quite literally blocking the entire sidewalk as you walk through mcarren will

[k. @katttydaddy]

i'd light ur cigarette w my cigarette in every lifetime

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Sometimes you Slay Boots, but often you get Boots Slayed. Unfortunately no in between

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Now that it’s Knicks in Five, I will admit that I spent the entire finals having no idea who any player was, convinced that these constant “Wemby” references had to do with a concert at Wembley Stadium

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Big Short Mandate effective at 8pm ET today in Williamsburg - if you are seen within a 10 block radius of the Bedford L in above the knee shorts, you will be placed under citizens arrest by a Dimes Square Alumni who swears they’re a full time creative but works a remote tech job

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[Tim @timmsullyy]

Stevie’s Knicks

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"Don't be sorry. Be fierce."

[Tim @timmsullyy]

If I catch you posting aesthetic half smoked cig pics from your Paris vacay… just know I hate you… my culture is not your costume

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Rain is stored in the boobs. @ArianaGrande