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Never trust a big butt and a smile.

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@tiffjaxon Right?!? Everything about it was *RIDICULOUS*.

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@Meghan_Trainor My 6 year old is OBSESSED with “Me Too”. It is BY FAR her favorite song. Enjoy these fresh-to-death dance moves and all the *drama*! (No idea where she gets it from 🤷‍♀️)💃✨#youdwanttobehertoo

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A student just emailed me about why she’s been behind lately and closed the email “thank you if you understand,” and THAT is the energy we need in 2020 everyone!

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Episode 1. The math doesn’t work. #HauntingOfBlyManor #themathdoesntwork

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“Why did you stop working out?”

“I was sad!”

#thefloorislava is relatable as hell.

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*Finishing my skin care routine with a 20 minute hydrating face mask.*

Me: Does my skin look luminous and youthful?

6: It looks.... wet.

#moneywellspent #momlife #skincare

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So, #whiteliberals, what organizations are we donating money to? How are we voting white supremacy out of our institutions? What privileges are we recognizing? In other words, what are we doing beyond the hashtagging?

Posting #BLM is an good start, but what's next?

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Me: I’m surprised Tenzin isn’t more fun. Aang was all about fun!

5: Yeah, but Katara wasn’t any fun.

Me: That’s rough, buddy.

#UnpopularOpinion #LegendOfKorra #AvatarTheLastAirbender #atla

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Here are my #OuterBanks thoughts:

Oh how far Josh Porter has fallen!

How did Big John keep his glasses on after being dumped in the ocean?

I feel like there was a role here for @EmilyVanCamp if we’d tried hard enough.

In other words, I’m a fan.

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Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger is relevant as hell right now as these lyrics will indisputably prove:

“I don’t even own a tv”
“If you’re bored, then you’re boring.”
“I’m not sick, but I’m not well.”

#flagpolesitta #harveydanger #Quarantine

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Today is Saturday, if that even means anything anymore.

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After nearly 14 years of fieldwork, I concur.

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Once I was talking to a guy from Wisconsin about cheese, and I told him,”Good cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California.”

The look of mingled pity and disgust he gave me is something I think about every day.

Happy Halloween! #californiacheeseitsTHEcheese.

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Everyone on #ThePolitician is a Slytherin.

Except River— he’s a Hufflepuff.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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This is indoctrination into *peak* white culture... #sogoodsogoodsogood #sweetcaroline

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Want proof that a small action by one person can make an impact? I’d like to shout out to the woman at Target who saw me hesitating and said, “You always need hair ties.” Thank you, sister. #kindness #BeTheChange

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Me *steam cleaning something brown and sticky out of the fridge*

5yo *wrapping her fruit by the foot around her finger*: Mom? Can YOU put on Transformers? I’m kind of busy here

#momlife

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Jaguars and Leopards are essentially the same animal. Change my mind. (But don’t really; it’s made up.)

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5 yo: In jail, breakfast, lunch and dinner is just CHICKEN!

Me: Ummm.... I watched every season of #OINTB, so I *know* that’s not true.

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5yo: I told my teacher about the time your grandma fell in the river and she got so mad at you that she died!!

Me: ON THE OREGON TRAIL!