Samantha Marie

I decide. -C.H. 👑

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

Next time I’m on a job interview:

Interviewer: What is one of your greatest strengths?

Me: I can have a total mental breakdown that will literally last under a minute and then go right back into whatever I was doing without missing a beat.

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Millennials:

[alexandra scaggs @alexandrascaggs]

on one hand I get it but you know Rama would’ve ate

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

@offbeatorbit Whenever I think about this show it feels like a fever dream💀

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

I don't think I could ever get sick of a Lily Allen song.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like a Big Mac and a lipper

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

This app is a mess

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

Are any of my mutuals on BlueSky? I need to follow more people I know.

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

Twitter makes me sad. So let’s try a new social platform.

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

“Struck down in her prime” still sends me

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Still making fun of JD Vance at his lowest point. God I love Tim Walz.

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

Did Musk replace Melania as the First Lady?

[Kai Trump @kaitrump]

The whole squad

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

@nancypetrina It’s terrifying how many boys and men are really eating this stuff up.

[shannon beador’s ninth lemon 🍋 @jonesingforwhat]

gen z gotta be the worst generation of all time

Can’t read, can’t write, can’t add, can’t fuck, can’t joke, can’t dance, can’t dress, can’t drink, can’t smoke, can’t not elect a fascist conman….like pick a mf struggle

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Holding back tears: “It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech, for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO, for the truth, for democracy, for decency, for everyone who voted again him, and guess what—it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too, you just don’t realize it yet” @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

@AMants616 I blame people like Joe Rogan and Andrew Tait who have platforms like podcasts and Twitch streams.. there was a guy who was interviewed on CNN who didn’t vote for Harris because she didn’t go on Rogans podcast.

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

Black women must be so tired of carrying us on their backs. We need to do better.

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

I'll leave this here

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

And I say this to show that even some men who are supposedly “more liberal” still at the end of the day think that they are superior to women just because they have a dick.

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

If you are shocked by how many people wouldn’t vote for a woman to be president, you clearly never been told by your registered Democrat partner that he just wants a woman who will “stay home, cook for him and suck his cock.” And it shows.

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

Anyway here’s to never being in a relationship where I have to cancel out someone’s vote EVER AGAIN. 🍾

[Samantha Marie @mia_421]

If you are shocked by how many people wouldn’t vote for a woman to be president, you clearly never been told by your registered Democrat partner that he just wants a woman who will “stay home, cook for him and suck his cock.” And it shows.