Mia Steelman

rdh • fluoride is my second favorite F word

[SPARCO PLUS @notmarcoplus]

real answer

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes you wash your hair and life is worth living again

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

no but like how do i personally still be a part of the world health organization bc i didn’t vote for that

[Kahlief Adams @KahliefAdams]

That is 1000% a Nazi salute being given behind the presidential podium on Inauguration Day (also MLK day) by the richest person on the planet. That moment will live in infamy.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

No one out-pizzas the Hut

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

big dog

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

Shows how the vaccines always kill you in the end. Jimmy Carter got the diphtheria vaccine in 1934 and died just 90 years later

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella

[Mia Steelman @mia__steelman]

@holy_schnitt

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

I dont understand why ceos shouldnt be afraid of being shot…. You know like children at schools. Like retail workers at work. Like anyone out in a large group setting. Like. This is america ?? Thats how it is.

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

just when you think you’ve got a handle on all the ways your dog likes to sit they will debut some totally unprecedented shape

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

stop the presses

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

Everyday we get new announcements of Trump’s cabinet picks and this what I picture those meetings looking like