Amazed she’s put up with me for this long! It’s been the best two years of my life. Can’t wait for many more with you! I love you mia ham❤️@mia_hamilton83
Your mcm took 60mg of adderall and drank an entire 32oz can of Monster just to study for his Intro to Biology final that’s tomorrow morning. He’s in the library right now sweating profusely and writing the definition of “nucleus” on a flashcard. He needs a 118% to pass the class
*Gets in Uber*
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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”