I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.
Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
Hey #HeatTwitter if this site is really going down thank you for all the laughs and absurd overreactions. It's been great having high blood pressure with all of you 😍