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Tattoo artist, good samaritan, especially gifted napper, Libra and mother of two daaaags! She/her ✨

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Eat zucchini, eat zucchiniiiii

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Might use it as a diary who knows I got a LOT of thoughts

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Think I’m back on my Twitter game

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Kicking “X” to the curb, bye for now 👋🏻✌🏻

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Types of weather in September

Bloody freezing
Bit chilly
Feels colder
Mild
Boiling hot
So grey
One extremely foggy day
Bleak
Barbecue tomorrow?
I just heard thunder
Very pleasant
Listen to that wind!
I’ve never seen so much rain
Muggy
Orange
Damp
Oh it’s hailing now
Snow?!

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It’s officially birthday month 😈

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The luteal phase always knocks me OUT I’m so tired

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Not me crying over Howie the crab surviving a really difficult molt live on tik tok 😭😭😭 HOWIE IS A SUPERSTAR 🦀

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@bookmamablooms I miss mumbles coffee 😂😭

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Just spend 7.80 on 2 coffees and they’re both FUCKING GROSS I want to cry

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This better be fucking good

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Timbaland, Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake have officially reunited for a new single dropping September 1st.

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I’m watching Spirited Away for the first time ever in my entire 27 years of living and what the actual flying fuck is going on

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

A great many Star Trek races look like they have clit hoods on the bridge of their nose.

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Sorry but mixing sprite and Fanta together is a top tier bev

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I should not have had that pastry my belly is 6 months pregnant

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Extraordinary is the best tv show I’ve seen in a long time!!

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I’ll bathe in my ashes, rise like a Phoenix, show me who I am becoming

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I love women

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For once can I just have a stress free fucking life please?!?!?