Mia Moore

I do stand up... sometimes. I like to sit down a lot too. I’m also a stand up comedian!

[ZoMate @zomatedating]

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[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

im not a pot head im a leaf blower

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

What’s an ass pussy? @iamcardib

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I’m like a croissant. I’m sweet but will flake on you.

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

normalize sweatpants as regular pants post pandemic

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Just emptied my first bucket of Charlotte potatoes 11lb2oz from two seed potatoes I’m well pleased cheers

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

Crazy! This sunflower has grown sooo much in the last few months which is the total opposite of my career haha!

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

Ladybug sex

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

Re tweet

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

I may never have a career again but at least ive got enough weed to last til the end of the week

[Zack Vile @zackvee]

Comedians in Quars Getting Worse

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

For all the dads out there that didn’t get a card this year

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

@rachelwolfson @SheRatesDogs @shutupaida @abbygov @PallaviGunalan @jaboukie @danadonly @ellorysmith @ginnyhogan_ @craydrienne @RemyKassimir @EmilyHopeAllyn @stephsimbari @JadeCattaPreta Much love wolf daddy

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

@SheRatesDogs @shutupaida @abbygov @PallaviGunalan @jaboukie @danadonly @ellorysmith @ginnyhogan_ @craydrienne
@RemyKassimir
@EmilyHopeAllyn
@stephsimbari
@JadeCattaPreta
@miamoorecomedy

[Bobo @foreignmofoz]

Dads be like “so you’re gonna take US 16 to I-94 to I-75?” Dude I can barely read u think I know highways

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

Does anyone actually know how this song goes?

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

Sometimes I forget to bring a bowl to the park and I have to give my dog water out of a shit bag

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

@AngelicaStinks @ErikZois Ya come through soon! I’ll send you home with some of my melons!

[** @bigguccicraigy]

goodnight

[Mia Moore @miamoorecomedy]

Why do people say a minute when they actually mean a lot more time?

[Daisy Ducati @DaisyDucati]

*hits blunt*